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We know we're way late to the party on this, but can we just reiterate how 2010 it is that Blazers center Greg Oden not only had a nude picture leaked on the Internet, but that he had a press conference to address it?

Seriously, you can read a full transcript here. We know it's a fairly serious situation in some regards, but if you imagine all the questions being asked by either Beavis or Butthead, it becomes a full-on comedic romp.

What were the circumstances of the pictures? Were they from a private relationship?

"It was. It was a lady friend who I was having a relationship with. It was for her. It was definitely meant to keep private."

Shiancoe. Sizemore. Holmes. Oden.

Who's got next?