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We all know the stars live different lives than the rest of us. Things we take for granted as everyday annoyances never happen in their perfect world; onerous chores are foreign to their days. But once in a while you realize that gosh, some things are a constant in this human parade. Some things, well, they just happen to everyone:

In all fairness, it wasn't his car, in his garage, and he wasn't calling Harvey Keitel to come over and help:

Why do the words "not a suspect somehow still make someone sound less than innocent?