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Maybe the Suns' Amare Stoudemire doesn't need to talk to LeBron, D-Wade and all those other guys about free agency. Maybe he just needs the sound advice of Twitter nation. The folks of Twitter, meanwhile, are pretty much telling him to come to whatever team in which they have a rooting interest. Often, of course, with made-up words, parts of words and sentence fragments. (Thanks to Stensation for noticing this).

(This is the part where David Kahn has an intern create 1,000 fake Twitter accounts telling Stoudemire to sign with the Wolves for "$6 mil/yr and all tha snow U want").