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There has to be a simpler way to set this up. The rule of entertainment writing, as you should know by now, requires a clever reference to the artist's work, preferably twisted around a little or put into pun form. But this just seems like a lot of work.

Right. If you knew that, you didn't need it explained. If you didn't know that, the opening made no sense. Anyway, I just like the fact that he says things like "ignominious heap."

They got the thief:

Moyers, however, believes she has been SET UP.

Trebek, 71, begs to differ:

She was arraigned in court yesterday. Probably plead not guilty. The bracelet could come out of her left ear while she's in court and she would claim she'd never seen it before.

Alex tells the story himself: