The List of Lists '08: Office
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"A case of the Mon-days"
TPS reports
"Pieces of flair"
"Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangsta"
O face
Stapler
A "Jump to Conclu-sions" mat
PC Load Letter
Lum-bergh
"Two chicks at the same time"
Get on the Internet
Text my friends
Quit pretending to work so damn hard
Turn up the radio
Go home
Get more done with less pressure
Take candy from his candy jar
Check Facebook
Smoke
Call my friends
Brit's Pub
The Local
Kieran's Irish Pub
McCormick and Schmick's
Rossi's
The Imperial Room
Drink
The News Room
Pizza Lucé
Ike's Food & Cocktails
Cause a printer jam and walk away
Listen to voicemail on speakerphone
Clip your fingernails
Talk on the phone loudly
Click on the keyboard loudly
Eat crunchy things
Laugh loudly for no reason
Enter their office without knocking
Chew gum with your mouth open
Go into their office uninvited and stare out the window
Twix
Snickers
Cheetos
Cheez-Its
Pretzels
White Cheddar Cheez-Its
T.G.I Friday's Potato Skins snack chips (surprisingly less evil than most!)
Milky Way
Sugary sodas
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Not earning enough money
Working on projects I'm never proud of at the end
The gossip is like an old-lady knitting circle
Being treated like a high-schooler
My monitor is a 15-incher from 1990
Boredom
No window within 300 feet of me
My cubicle
Rarely a feeling of accomplishment at the end of a day
My boss sees everything I do on Vita.mn
You know who is coming down the hallway by the sound of them walking
You know people who use background images and pink calligraphy fonts in their e-mails
You make frequent trips to the water cooler
You have to schedule everything in Outlook, including the occasional lunch
Your co-workers take 45-minute "coffee" breaks
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