Sorry about that headline.
So, what's Sheen's new money-making scheme? Twitter, says TMZ.
Ten grand for 140 characters. They wouldn't even have paid J. D. Salinger that much money to break his silence.
Make sure you click the link to see the picture, which is helpfully labeled "TMZ composite," in case you thought he really was sitting in front of a computer with an enormous head turned halfway around while overlarge $100 bills fountained up in the foreground. If you're curious about how he plans to make money advertising, well, here are some of his twitpics. It's called product placement. DirecTV, get on this fast! He won't be giving it away forever!
