OUR FANTASY VENUE: IF WE COULD BUILD THE PERFECT SPOT, WE'D INCORPORATE THE BEST ELEMENTS FROM THESE PLACES.
Parking: Toby Keith's I Love This Bar & Grill (indoor); Chanhassen Dinner Theatres (outdoor).
Ambience: Varsity Theater (indoors), Minnesota Zoo (outdoors).
Acoustics: Orchestra Hall (for symphonies); First Avenue (for rock).
Sightlines: Minnesota Zoo, the O'Shaughnessy, Jungle Theater.
Seats: Mystic Lake.
Legroom: The O'Shaughnessy, Children's Theatre, Mystic Lake.
Bookings: First Avenue.
Bar(s): Guthrie Theater.
Bouncers/doormen: First Avenue.
Waitstaff: Dakota Jazz Club.
Lobby: The Ordway.
Restrooms: Varsity, Mystic Lake.
JON BREAM