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Are you aware of the My Daily Routine genre? It's a lie. A LIE I TELL YOU. Kernel:

Search "My Daily Routine" at you'll get 500K hits. You get the sense that the author doesn't like these things. Why? Read on:

Retrograde in the sense that the author doesn't approve or share the idea. Stop choosing things! But then there's this:

This may be the least important question I've heard this week, right next to "we do have another box of almond milk, don't we?"

That's because the people who are making them aren't particularly imaginative or interesting.

Elsewhere on the www: Internet consolidation continues apace.

It would be great if Flixster was remamed, so that we may hasten the end of the -ster suffix. The wikipedia article has this note:

Hell's a diverse place with many locales, but I imagine they had to dig a special pit for the people who invented that one.

LET'S IMAGINE Revenge dioramas, with action figures! Courtesy of the Daily Dot, which links to the Facebook page:

Click to see the picture of the male action figure strung up by a noose from a pot handle. It's harmless cathartic fun, but it's also a test of how well-acquainted you are with internet debates. Can you simulate the conversation that would ensue if the genders were reversed? Sit back and close your eyes. It's almost like meditation.