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OK, so we don't usually start the day with a video. Usually (hopefully) it's some sort of witty thought or take on some sort of current event-type thing. But when we saw the video of the Cleveland Indians announcer going on an EPIC, NO HOLDS BARRED rant directed at the baseball club he describes ... well, you can be the judge but we thought it deserved top priority. We've seen it tweeted numerous times now, and Deadspin had it up late yesterday afternoon. But for anyone who hasn't seen it, or who really would like to see it again, we present it in all its glory. Please describe your favorite part(s) in the comments. It's an all-timer. Really. And he doesn't bury the lead: "We stink, man. Ah ... ah ... ah ... ah." Please do enjoy: