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We'll get to that in a moment, although you probably know how he votes.

URGH In time for the 50th anniversary, the Top 10 Pop-Tart flavors. I don't think there were five when I was growing up. It's basically compacted sawdust with a coat of lacquer-sugar; no thanks. Except for the cinnamon ones.

How could you possibly provide this for breakfast and think "I'm sending them off to school well-nourished"?

REWIND An amusing list of Top Five Video Store Memories, from Flashbak. Yes, children, you had to pay a membership fee.

They've been gone from my neighborhood for so long two of the dead locations have been something else twice over. Nostalgia aside, who misses VHS? No one.

YOURS TRULY They've found the identity of Jack the Ripper! And it's not that guy. It's the other guy. Atlas Obscura:

Eh. The DNA evidence on the crazed Pole seems convincing. Holmes seemed too careful and methodical. On the other hand, maybe he was also eternal, and was responsible for the Black Dahlia and the Zodiac killings; someone get on that book right away.

TOMO EXPLAINS Confused about Scottish Independence? This should help.