Dry martini. Lemon peel. Shaken — not stirred.
James Bond is unmistakably known for that cocktail and a variant, the Vesper.
But the fictional British Secret Service agent was no stranger to other drinks, including celebratory champagne and even the occasional beer. In fact, in two dozen movies over the past six decades, he’s been seen sipping on alcohol precisely 109 times, according to a study published in the Medical Journal of Australia.
Public health experts at the University of Otago in New Zealand analyzed Bond films to better understand his patterns of alcohol use. Their findings? Bond had a “severe” and “chronic” drinking problem, and he performed some pretty risky maneuvers while under the influence of alcohol.
“Chronic risks include frequently drinking prior to fights, driving vehicles (including in chases), high stakes gambling, operating complex machinery or devices, contact with dangerous animals, extreme athletic performance and sex with enemies, sometimes with guns or knives in the bed,” lead author Nick Wilson said.
Wilson, a public health professor, said that the Bond movies are “very good for studying trends in behaviors such as smoking and drinking.” He added that “it was also a fun study to do — and the ridiculousness of some of Bond’s actions after drinking helped give the work some scope for a laugh.”
The study, titled “Licence to swill: James Bond’s drinking over six decades,” found that the British spy met more than half of the criteria for alcohol use disorder as defined by the American Psychiatric Association.
In one film, “Quantum of Solace,” Bond consumed at least six Vespers, his concoction consisting of gin, vodka and a blend of wines called Kina Lillet. That amount of alcohol, according to the researchers, would have raised Bond’s blood alcohol level high enough to cause a coma, heart failure or even death.
It seems that even Bond is not immune to the consequences of alcoholism.
In 2002’s “Die Another Day,” a medical professional conducting a body scan on Bond alluded to an alcohol-induced health issue, saying: “Liver not too good.”
“It’s definitely him then,” someone replied.
The New Zealand researchers suggested that Bond should seek professional help. They also offered some suggestions to help minimize “his risks in the short term”:
• Avoid alcohol on the job — especially when taking on “complex tasks, including aerial combat in helicopter gunships and deactivation of nuclear weapons,” which “are best done with a zero blood alcohol level.”
• Avoid drinking with sexual partners “who may want to disable, capture or kill him.”
• Find other interests, for example, “his nascent interests in lepidopterology (study of moths and butterflies) revealed when commenting expertly on M’s collection.”
They also had a suggestion for Bond’s boss.
“Bond’s workplace should be a more responsible employer by referring him to work-funded counselling or psychiatric support services for managing his alcohol use disorder,” the study concluded.